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So, here we are, episode seven.Hasn't this been an eventful summer? At least, it has since Why Not? Productions kind of had its inception at the beginning of the summer. Alas, as much fun as it has been, it's coming to a close. We're getting ready to close, lock, and chain the door behind us as the season finale may come an episode early. Due to some complications(the complications being, of course, that the summer is coming to a close right in our faces a lot quicker than we had originally anticipated on).However, this simply means that we need to get our shit together. This also means less exposition. Wargod and I discussed the details of the finale and we simply need to punch out a script, record audio, capture, and its up. We're also going to do a commentary to it for those of you that wish to actually get a DVD of our series.Not much to update you on this week so I'll simply skip to the point. Click the picture for Machinimated goodness or pure torture. It's really up to you.Episode VII: Coming Attractions. Advisory [Not suitable for those under 17]
SUMMARY:Do you like Milk? Love that iconic Jungle Pump? Ever wanted to start your own political debate club? Or maybe you've been the brunt of some carefully planned police brutality. Either way, these coming attractions represent the finest bread and butter of Why Not? Productions, showcasing the best in modern entertainment - if you're into that sorta thing.Man, that poster could really go either way. Okay, there it is. Enjoy it or don't.Later.
Well, they said it couldn't be done, but we proved em' wrong. Episode 7 has finally been posted (this marks the longest gap between episodes) and I can say with full enthusiasm that it doesn't disappoint. Not only have we mastered quality in a visual aspect, but our sound has improved tenfold with the help of Death's new microphone. Finally we can hear what ghetto man is babbling about!!! So, I just thought I'd clue you in about the whereabouts of Ep 7 and leave the hard stuff to Death (I.E. posting a link and providing a colorful picture and stuff like that). However, I did do the plot synopsis for each episode, that's gotta be worth something right?
WARGOD out.
While those of you out there are waiting for episode seven, keep this in mind:
Don't fuck with them.Later.
Today I felt it necessary to update all you Why Not? fans just a bit more (I know all two of you are chomping at the bit xD). Anyway, as Death mentioned earlier, the first season is coming to a close. Episode 7 is in production and should be released sometime soon and Episodes 8 and 9 are on the horizon. Think of them as a bridge to the season finale.
I discussed ideas with Death concerning the finale, and obviously it's going to be a bit large. Hence the bridge needed to give it a sense of completeness. Look for it in the next two weeks - seriously.
Death mentioned Episode 7 as a collage of movie previews, and he proves right! You may also have noticed how these last episodes haven't exactly been in the canon of the series, but fear not, we're traveling back to familiar waters.
So, before I delve into some other tidbits concerning Episodes 8 and 9, I thought you might be interested in the DVD that we're making with our series. Yes, we've green - lit our own season 1 collection. It's going to be packed with bonus features, hopefully a commentary and maybe a behind the scenes feature. Due to complications the original 5 episodes cannot be re-released in hi-def but look forward to the rest of the season in pristine quality.
Oh yeah, I have a script for an episode that might be used in the future. It deals with the zombie outbreak mentioned in Episode 2.
So there you go, two updates in a row to satiate your need for Why Not. Look out for Episode 7.
It's currently 5:45 in the morning.Why do I work so hard on this stuff? I have seven pages worth of three different scripts, six pages of two other scripts, and a half written season finale. Episode seven is also now in production, the ending portion of which I ruined with some shotty directing and cutting. I'm going to fix that before we proceed to audio.Also in production is a little side thing that I'm trying to do to test out my capture card. I haven't had time lately between obligations and working on the main series material to actually film anything. The test video itself is essentially a take on Rockstar's 2003 hit, "Manhunt". It is pretty much the same thing and it works beautifully as a way to see how my new capture card handles action sequences. The final product(fully filmed, cut, blah, blah, blah)holds the sweet or bitter answer to that question. It also is my first shot at drama, which is fucking hard as shit to do in HALO 3. I love the challenge, though. Still not as difficult as episode four and five, though. It is, however, close. Very close. If it shat a solid turd at episode four and five, the turd would actually be close enough to propell into the episodes.I digress.Also, as a time line, keep in mind that the season finale of our series is coming up in the next few weeks. We'll be back next year at the same time for the main series. There may be some mini series stuff spread in between, though, so keep an ear to the ground for rumblings on that. In the mean time, you'll have to suffer through the bitter sweet tears of the Why Not? cast of characters vanishing into the ether of homework and rehearsals. Well, at least for me. Wargod has free range on producing a mini series based on the Why Not? Series. With a new microphone at my disposal, I can always e-mail him vocals for any of the characters.So here's the run down of what we'll have for you in the coming weeks in a handy dandy list. We don't have any dates for any of our stuff, but just to let you know:Episode VII- Coming Attractions.Movie trailer after movie trailer. Why Not? Productions illustrates its hand at the most dramatic, thrilling, heartbreaking, and erotic movies that will ever be made.
Episode VIII- Remnants. [Production]The world is coming slowly back into focus as a juggernaut returns to power. Also, some loose ends are tied up as to how Gruff has survived so very much.Episode VIIII-[In preproduction.]Episode X- Embodiment. [Season Finale]Zero hour. A quest for an anchient power becomes an obsession for one man. Unfortunately, finding it may mean the undoing of the entire world.I would place my one off episode here as well, but I don't want it under the "Why Not? Productions" name in case it blows complete chunks. Anyway, I should probably go sleep now. It's six in the morning.Later.
So by now you've noticed that Episode 7 didn't release exactly as planned, but fear not, for we here at Why Not? Productions are still developing it. I have a script 95% completed, and I'm sure Death58 will have something cooking in the works. Of course, most of the time we end up ditching our ideas and forming a new one on the spot (I'm looking at you EP's 1, 3 and 6), but hey, it's whatever works in this crazy world. So look forward to a new episode soon. Tell your friends, your co-workers, your worst enemies. Hell, tell yourself. Peace out.
Now I want some steak with a hamburger and a side of bacon. I might even have some meat loaf for dessert. I can't speak for anyone else at Why Not? Productions, but I'm getting sick of being labeled a villain just because I eat meat.It's not like I have teeth specifically there for the purpose of tearing into meat...is it?Listen, I try not to judge people in any sort of way, but this is rediculous! Some very, very close friends of mine are vegetarians. They eat what they want and don't pretend that they're so much better than everyone else. I just can't stand that the fucking support group says they're "nonjudgementals" when that's the entire purpose there's a group anyway. Be like any decent person that doesn't want to eat meat and just do what you want instead of putting yourself on some fucking pedastool like you're a martyr.You idiots out there will misinterpret me, so I'm going to be sure to clarify; I don't have a problem with vegetarians, I have a problem with people putting themselves on a pedastool. I've always had a problem with people judging each other, and I'm glad somebody called these assholes out.I should probably start posting on my own blog with this kind of stuff...Later.